Last night at the bible study GP Derek Listed 5 things and I couldn't find my pen fast enough. I sure wish I could find out what they were...

CAA Daniel Turner
Priory of St. Michael the Archangel
Fides Et Veritas
One day in the garden of Eden Eve approached Adam...

"Adam, I think you'e been cheating on me..." said Eve.

Adam laughs and says, "Eve, how could I cheat on you? You're the only other woman on earth!"

The argument seems to end, and they go to sleep. In the middle of the night, Adam is startled awake by Eve poking and prodding his chest.

"What are you doing?" Adam yells. Eve looks at him suspiciously and says, "Counting your ribs... "

CAA Daniel Turner
Priory of St. Michael the Archangel
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The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.

CAA Daniel Turner
Priory of St. Michael the Archangel
Fides Et Veritas
Exodus 14:14

14 The Lord shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace.

CAA Daniel Turner
Priory of St Michael the Archangel
Fides et Veritas
An oldie but a goody...

One day, a donkey fell into a pit. The animal cried and whined for hours while his owner tried to figure out what to do. Finally, the farmer decided that since the animal was old, and the pit needed to be covered up anyway, he'd just bury the old donkey right there. He got a shovel and started filling in the pit. The donkey kept up its wailing, but then fell silent. After an hour of furious shovelling, the farmer paused to rest. To his amazement, he saw his old donkey ju...  more
I woke up this morning by a text from my neighbor insisting I read 1 Peter chapter 1 before anything else. What a blessing to have neighbors such as mine.
Thank you for your holy word, the words of God, purified seven times. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, Amen